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The eyes are the groin of the head...

411:Sudbury,  Ontario
Stats:age 30  dating
Seeks:women for friend
Last On:Dec-19-08   12:04 PM

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Funky personal ad is not funky, personal nor an ad, discuss...


Serious Stuff


WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER?

If you mean lover, already have one so question is null and void.


DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE

The sun successfully rises without incident on the first recorded "date" noted by civilization (hence the "fist date" went "perfectly" as the first 24 hour cycle was without failure).


I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT

Logic, reality and not taking life or anything else so seriously and I loathe the concept of reverence.

Useless Stuff


MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS

Of the humanoid type, manifested by a complex system of neurological functions enabling thought, feeling, perception etc. thereby creating a composite which in totality is defined as "personality" or "character".


A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS

Limited to the scope and angles that my eyeballs and their respective functions provide.


TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I

Induce fever or any other means of elevating body temperature.


TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST

Indulge my cravings to the point at which I would declare "satisfaction".

Personality


ACTIVITIES

Alien Probing, Movies, Music, your mom


PERSONALITY

Artistic, Criminal, Dumbass, Midnight Toker, Sarcastic, your mom


CARTOON I RESEMBLE   JuggHead


WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT

Your mom's bagina.

Media Stuff


ON THE CAN, I READ

Watchtower (mostly the parts about your mom)


MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING

Pornos starring your mom.


MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF

Your mom's screams of passion in the night.

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Birthday:Feb, 9  Aquarius
Country:Canada
Sexuality:Straight
Joined:Oct-14-08  11:14 PM


Roots:White
Spirit:Unknown
Longitude:Tall
Latitude:Slimmy
Offspring:None
Job:Other
Insight:Hooked on Phonix


Ethanol:Casual Drinker
Nicotine:Addicted
Ganja:Nicely Baked

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